Lucy has entered a funny new phase— Playing an infant is her latest craze. Ted is her daddy; her mommy is Suzy. Big girl prefers the name...

With pacifiers, the Fab Four used to go to sleep pretty much as soon as we put them to bed. Now that their pacifiers are gone , however, the...

How to wean four highly addicted 22-month-olds from their chupones (Spanish for "pacifiers") from one day to the next—with absolut...

Sucking on a plain pacifier is sooo last year . The toddler of today must accessorize, accessorize, accessorize! For this season, a monochro...

The crime rate is on the rise around our house. The suspect is a female, nearly 9 months old and about 27 inches tall. Her assigned pacifie...

A week ago, my cousin Glenda moved in to help take care of the babies over the summer. She's been helping us every Friday since January,...